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Recently we were driving across the Oregon and California state line, and we had to stop and answer some questions.
I was driving and rolled down my window to speak with the nice young man. He first asked me if we had any fruits and vegetables with us. Then he asked me if we had any animals, and I told him we had our dog with us.
Then he asked me if I had a nice chest. Not really, he asked me if I had an ice chest, but my Marito heard him ask if I had a nice chest. I wondered what he was smirking about, and as we pulled away, my husband asked, "What did he say? Was he asking you if you have a nice chest?"
I started laughing so much it is a wonder I could drive away! All at once I had visions of myself completely sticking my foot in my mouth and saying crazy things if I had heard what my husband had heard!
If you had heard the question "Do you have a nice chest?" what would you have said or done?
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7 comments:
If I had heard what your husband thought he heard, I would have been rolling on the floor laughing...either that, or punching the guys lights out!
I would have said this: "MEN have chests, women have BOOBS!"
I would have said "yes thank you!" Hilarious!
Wow, your husband has some restraint. That was very funny.
I think I would've turned to my husband and let him answer that question! Hilarious!
Hilarious! I had no idea that you would have to stop at state lines to answer questions. Is that done on all roads that enter California?
You guys! I loved your answers!!! I told my husband that I wish I could do it over, knowing ahead of time what would happen. In my imagination, my answer was closest to Mo's. I would have batted my eyelashes, and wiggled a little and said "Why Thaaaaank you, I think I do!" Not that I think I would have been capable of saying that without laughing and snorting in a most unladylike manner.
@ A Joyful Chaos~ Yes you do have to stop on all roads that enter California (at least all the main roads).
@ Not So Glamorous Housewife~ English is my husband's second language. He wanted to verify what he though he heard. That is what makes it doubly funny to me. I heard things all the time in Italian (that I didn't really hear) and now that it is happening to him, it is really funny to me. :)
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